Belmont Ave E

I moved. It's weird. I am lonely sometimes, but I also reeeeally like doing whatever I want. I miss Tiny, but I need to branch out. Unpacking is the worst. I drank too much last night because I knew I didn't have to drive. Two bugs flew into my face because I didn't have my window screen on. I have almost mastered the parking garage. In the Bowl is delicious.

Celebrities I hate

I am going to start this by saying Sarah Palin is the WORST PERSON EVER. I want to tear my own face off when she talks, and she is ignorant and selfish and has no regard for most humans.
Tyra Banks! You are stupid and creepy and weird.
Fergie! What's up with your face? And your bad voice? And how you peed your pants on stage once?

Oprah! I get that you're philanthropic, congrats. You are still stupid and self-involved, and you monopolize interviews and act like everything you say is gold. IT AIN'T.
Kanye West! You suck, and you are rude.
Lady Gaga, you have zero talent! And you are not subversive, you sound like a bad Britney Spears.

We've got a lot to catch up on

Some goodness

Marc Jacobs fall 2010 ads

This totally looks like stuff that the teacher from Mad Men would wear today. I want everything.

We had a good run, Tiny.

We'll still be friends, I GUESS. xoxo